1 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,338 (giggling) 2 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:23,481 (softly): Oh, my God. 3 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,905 (soft moaning) 4 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,786 (groaning) 5 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,413 It's still early. 6 00:00:38,496 --> 00:00:40,999 Go back to sleep. 7 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:42,167 Better yet, come here. 8 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,835 Hey! 9 00:00:43,918 --> 00:00:46,671 Ow! Ow! 10 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:48,423 Hey! 11 00:00:48,506 --> 00:00:51,009 What in God's green hell have you done now, Sandra? 12 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,719 Sandra? Who's Sandra? 13 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,430 That would be me, Lover Boy. 14 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:57,265 Lover Boy? 15 00:00:57,348 --> 00:00:58,641 Okay. I admit it. 16 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,976 I don't know your name, either. 17 00:01:00,059 --> 00:01:01,478 At least I don't remember it. 18 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:04,147 Frankly, I don't remember much. 19 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,649 This is not what I bargained for. 20 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:08,985 I just needed to go somewhere, have a few drinks. 21 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:10,487 Well, clearly... (laughs) 22 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:11,654 I had a few too many. 23 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:13,490 What are you doing? 24 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,159 Looking for my clothes. Allison. 25 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,912 Sandra. Mrs. O'Bannon to you. 26 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:20,997 Okay, Sandra. 27 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,791 This room is filled with your clothes. 28 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:24,834 35% rayon? 29 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,544 I think not. 30 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:28,379 What are you doing? 31 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:31,216 Don't think I didn't notice that ring on your finger. 32 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:32,926 I have one, too. 33 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,638 Okay, I give up. 34 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:38,640 Do you mind if I borrow these 35 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:40,517 to complete my hausfrau ensemble? 36 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,227 Hmm? 37 00:01:43,895 --> 00:01:46,439 Hmm? 38 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:50,985 (fingers snapping) Turn around, 39 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,071 this isn't cable. 40 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:54,864 So how did this work, hmm? 41 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,366 Did we come here in your car? 42 00:01:56,449 --> 00:01:58,701 Is mine still at the Spotted Pony? 43 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,578 Come on, answer me, Don Juan. 44 00:02:02,121 --> 00:02:04,207 I have to get home. 45 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,834 Never mind. 46 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:07,544 Okay. Enough. Allison. 47 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,044 It's Sandra, you Cro-Magnon. 48 00:02:09,127 --> 00:02:11,214 Where's my purse and cell? 49 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,049 Please, you'll wake the kids. Shh! 50 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,426 Kids? There are kids here? 51 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,886 You really do win the award 52 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,721 for sick and twisted. Ah... 53 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,266 Nice wardrobe. Who does your styling, Homer Simpson? 54 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:26,396 Hey, easy with that stuff. That's the kids' homework. 55 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:28,064 Uh, that's mine. 56 00:02:28,147 --> 00:02:30,233 No. I get it ass wipe. 57 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,901 You've taken my clothes, 58 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,862 my cell, 59 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:35,196 my purse. 60 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,573 Now I'm warning you, I'm starting 61 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,615 to get very angry. 62 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:39,784 You have about ten seconds to gather my things... 63 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,494 BRIDGETTE: Mom! Dad! 64 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:43,746 Emergency! Oh, my God. What is that? 65 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:47,208 Oh, that-that-that's the children. BRIDGETTE: Hey, this is serious! 66 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,085 Is anybody there? Is that how they sound like? 67 00:02:49,168 --> 00:02:50,503 No wonder my husband doesn't want any. 68 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:54,215 Ha! 69 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,425 What are you doing? Who are you calling? 70 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,844 Maybe my husband. (dial tone) 71 00:02:57,927 --> 00:02:59,053 Maybe a cab. 72 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:00,430 Maybe the cops. 73 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,599 I don't see you running to retrieve my things. 74 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:03,474 BRIDGETTE: Hey! Is everybody 75 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,101 deaf around here? 76 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:06,895 Okay, look, I gotta go see what's going on with her. 77 00:03:06,978 --> 00:03:08,396 Then I'm gonna come right back and I'm gonna do 78 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:09,731 whatever it takes to calm you down. 79 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,900 You can start by bringing back my things. 80 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,776 I don't want you leaving and I don't want you calling anyone. 81 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,778 I bet you don't. Okay, so just bare with me, 82 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,447 I'll be right back, then we'll get to the bottom BRIDGETTE: I need help! 83 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:19,657 of where things are, who you are and where you belong. 84 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,784 Uh-huh. 85 00:03:28,499 --> 00:03:30,293 Hey, Bridgette, you all right? 86 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,628 What's going on in there? 87 00:03:31,711 --> 00:03:33,296 BRIDGETTE: We are completely out 88 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,632 of toilet paper in here. 89 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:38,009 (engine starting) 90 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:40,470 Is that the Jeep? (tires screeching) 91 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:42,597 I think that's the Jeep. 92 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,682 Captioning sponsored by CBS PARAMOUNT NETWORK TELEVISION 93 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:31,980 JOE: Yes, Devalos. 94 00:04:32,063 --> 00:04:34,107 District Attorney Devalos. 95 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,859 No, no. I know he's not at work yet, that's why I'm calling you. 96 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,569 That's why I'm asking for his home number. 97 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,321 No, please don't put me on... 98 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,864 hold. Hey! 99 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,825 There's only four Heart-a-Bear cards in here. 100 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:45,994 Daddy! Hold on, Bridge. 101 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,870 Uh, nature of my business? 102 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,748 My wife works for him. She works in that office. 103 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,835 I really need to speak with him. 104 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,795 Yes, of course, I'll hold again. 105 00:04:55,878 --> 00:04:57,630 Where is my hair scrunchie 106 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,757 and where's Mommy? 107 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:02,218 Uh, Mom-- 108 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:04,387 Mom had to go in to work early today. 109 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:06,889 Yeah, no, I know it's an unlisted number. 110 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,350 That's... I have it here somewhere, 111 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,019 I just can't find it. 112 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,270 Daddy, is something going on? 113 00:05:12,353 --> 00:05:14,313 You're acting like something's going on. 114 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,898 Huh? No, sweetie, everything's fine. 115 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,901 Nothing's going on. Daddy's just looking for a number. 116 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,361 Uh, help your sister with her, uh... 117 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,405 stuff. I'll be right with you. 118 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:24,741 Why are you doing this in the kitchen? 119 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:27,243 You're going to get food all over everything. 120 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:28,745 I have to get finished. 121 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:30,538 I have seven boyfriends this year. 122 00:05:30,621 --> 00:05:32,832 And that's a lot of cards. Valentine's Day 123 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:34,709 is a manufactured holiday invented 124 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,085 by greeting card companies 125 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,378 to trick dumb third graders 126 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:39,714 into buying Heart-a-Bear cards. 127 00:05:39,797 --> 00:05:41,090 (yelling): That's a lie! 128 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,884 Bridge, hold on. I can't hear. 129 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,762 Yeah. Yes, it's an emergency, 130 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,890 but it's not a 911 emergency, it's personal. 131 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:50,933 Valentine's Day is real. 132 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:54,312 Send a card to your friends who are boys, 133 00:05:54,395 --> 00:05:55,938 and if you get one back 134 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,732 they're your true love. 135 00:05:57,815 --> 00:05:59,609 Really? Your true love? 136 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:00,902 Because he gives you a card? 137 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,570 I don't think so. You know what? 138 00:06:02,653 --> 00:06:04,906 Forget it. I found it. Valentine's Day 139 00:06:04,989 --> 00:06:06,616 is for real. Isn't it, Daddy? 140 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,785 Yeah, Bridge. Of course, Bridge. 141 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,912 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:25,009 (alarm beeping) 143 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,138 (beeping stops) 144 00:06:35,686 --> 00:06:38,147 SCANLON: Yeah, I got a call from the D.A., told me you had 145 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,358 a bit of a situation, asked me to come by. 146 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:41,818 Yeah, I appreciate it, Detective. 147 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,277 It's a little crazy around here. 148 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,821 Let's go on the patio. 149 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,364 BRIDGETTE: Hi, Detective Scanlon. 150 00:06:46,447 --> 00:06:47,865 Is my mom with you? 151 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,827 No, honey, I'm actually here to see your Daddy. 152 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,703 Daddy, is everything okay? Everything's fine, pumpkin. 153 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,081 Just look after your sister for me for a second. 154 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,001 We got an APB out on your car, we got the phone company 155 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,962 monitoring your cell in case she uses it to call somebody. 156 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,964 At this point, it's really just a matter of time. 157 00:07:03,047 --> 00:07:05,633 Okay. 158 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:07,927 I gotta get the kids to school, and act... 159 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,804 act like nothing's happened. 160 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:12,431 Uh, if you find her, call me on Allison's cell? 161 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,308 I'm gonna take that with me. Sure. 162 00:07:15,726 --> 00:07:19,355 She was perfectly lucid, just... 163 00:07:19,438 --> 00:07:21,190 someone else. 164 00:07:23,651 --> 00:07:25,528 Look, get your kids to school. 165 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:27,738 The second we locate her, I'll call you. All right. 166 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,240 ALLISON: Tom? 167 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,495 Tom? 168 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:37,206 Dora? 169 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,834 DORA: Es usted, Señora O'Bannon? 170 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,711 Uh, yeah-- um... 171 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:44,881 How the hell do you say, "in the kitchen?" 172 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,549 Uh... 173 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:49,093 En la cocina, Dora! 174 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,012 (speaking Spanish) 175 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:54,765 (speaking Spanish) 176 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,392 Slow down, Dora. 177 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:59,061 I'm still learning here. It's Spanish 101. 178 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:01,689 What is it? (speaking Spanish) 179 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,904 Dora. 180 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,906 What is it? What's happened? 181 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,074 Policia, emergency. 182 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:16,579 2323 Glendale Lane. 183 00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:20,958 Okay. 184 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,211 Out, you two. 185 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:24,962 Love you. 186 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:25,922 Bye, Dad. 187 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,173 Bye. Love you, Dad. 188 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,929 (cell phone chimes) 189 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:37,892 Hello? 190 00:08:37,975 --> 00:08:40,061 Told you it wouldn't take long. 191 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,943 Two patrols responded to a B&E on Glendale Lane. 192 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,653 ID'd your car in the driveway. 193 00:08:48,736 --> 00:08:50,613 She was breaking and entering? 194 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,949 The maid found her in the Missus' clothes 195 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,784 eating ice cream in the kitchen. 196 00:08:54,867 --> 00:08:56,953 What? She was so convincing, 197 00:08:57,036 --> 00:08:59,956 the cops didn't know who to arrest at first, Allison or the maid. 198 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,291 The maid could produce ID. 199 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,796 This woman, the one who's clothes that she's wearing, 200 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,881 she wouldn't happen to have died recently, would she? 201 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,967 First thing I checked. 202 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,885 Very much alive. 203 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:18,140 Can I talk to her? Yeah. 204 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,434 (door opening) Have you 205 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:21,811 called my husband yet? 206 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:23,813 I sure did. 207 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,815 You again! 208 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:28,693 Officer, this is the man I was telling you people about. 209 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,820 He got me drunk. I don't know, maybe even drugged me. 210 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:33,155 Brought me back to his house, then wouldn't let me leave. 211 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,367 He has my purse, my phone, 212 00:09:36,450 --> 00:09:38,411 my ID. Honestly. 213 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,538 I don't know who to press charges against first, 214 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,623 him or that crazy housekeeper. 215 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:44,417 Of course I can always fire 216 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:45,418 her ass. 217 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,712 Unfortunately, degenerate Mr. Mom over here 218 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:48,796 doesn't work for me. 219 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:50,089 Stop it. 220 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,341 Excuse me, do you know who you're speaking to? 221 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,468 Enough! 222 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:58,639 You can't do that. You can't be that way. 223 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,057 Not while you look like that. 224 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:02,310 Not while you're... 225 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,894 wearing my wife. 226 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:04,687 (laughing) 227 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,356 He's a whack job. You can see that, 228 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,442 right? I said enough! 229 00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,987 You talk like a piece of trash. 230 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:15,740 You act like a spoiled brat. 231 00:10:15,823 --> 00:10:18,701 You are a repugnant human being 232 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,829 and I need you to go back to wherever you came from 233 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:23,748 and give me back my wife. 234 00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:26,876 I demand you remove this man. 235 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,711 I demand that you wake up! 236 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,754 You wake up! 237 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:30,880 You're crazy! 238 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:31,797 He's crazy. 239 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,008 Isn't this the part where the doctors... 240 00:10:34,091 --> 00:10:36,594 or Ashton Kutcher, or someone comes in and... 241 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:39,013 Listen to me. Listen to me. 242 00:10:39,096 --> 00:10:41,724 Your name is Allison Dubois. 243 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:43,893 You are a wife. 244 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:45,561 A mother. 245 00:10:45,644 --> 00:10:47,313 You have three children. 246 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:50,775 Sometimes you see dead people. 247 00:10:50,858 --> 00:10:53,235 Any of this sound familiar? 248 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,988 You are prone to psychic episodes. 249 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,783 I think this may be one of them. 250 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,243 And we have to get it to end. 251 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,245 Somehow... 252 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,040 you have to make it to end. 253 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:13,422 If you could just call my husband, Tom. 254 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,424 I am your husband. 255 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,718 I'm your husband. 256 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,679 Me. 257 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:28,604 Why don't you step outside and give me a minute with her. 258 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,689 Okay. 259 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,445 (sighs) 260 00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:40,741 (door shuts) 261 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,994 That man is certifiable. 262 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,998 That man is a husband worried about his wife. 263 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,250 He may be someone's husband. 264 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,876 He's certainly not mine. 265 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,003 (sighs) 266 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,798 Okay. 267 00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,759 You're Sandra O'Bannon. 268 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:01,178 You're not married, are you, Detective? 269 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,472 No, Ma'am. I didn't think so. 270 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,474 'Cause you are not yet exasperating. 271 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,309 You still listen. 272 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,311 I'm all ears now, Sandra. 273 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,480 Tell me about yourself. 274 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,899 My husband is Dr. Thomas O'Bannon. 275 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:15,818 We live at 2323 Glendale Lane. 276 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:18,320 I can give you all my contact numbers. 277 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,072 In a minute. 278 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:24,160 Tell me about the last thing you remember. 279 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,203 Tell me about last night. 280 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:27,371 Everything that happened 281 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,831 before you woke up this morning. 282 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,624 I don't know... I went out. 283 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,334 Out where? 284 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,837 The Spotted Pony. 285 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,839 The bar on Mesa? 286 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,007 Were you drinking, Sandra? 287 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,675 No, I was turning tricks. 288 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,010 Of course I was drinking. 289 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:41,969 I was at a bar. 290 00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:44,221 Heavily? 291 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,392 Look... 292 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:54,064 Yesterday I found out that my husband was having an affair. 293 00:12:55,774 --> 00:13:00,529 One minute we're planning a getaway for Valentine's Day... 294 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,449 the next I discover that he is sleeping with someone else. 295 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,867 Yes. Heavily. 296 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,912 The answer to the question is "heavily." 297 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:12,708 Do you actually remember going home with Mr. Dubois? 298 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,085 I have done a lot of incredibly stupid things 299 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,378 in my marriage, 300 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,422 issued a lot of really wicked threats, 301 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:20,841 but I have never cheated on my husband. 302 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:22,927 Never. 303 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,599 Would you do something for me, Sandra? 304 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:34,688 If you stop saying my name 305 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,024 like you're humoring a small child. 306 00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,736 Go over there. 307 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:43,697 Tell me what you see when you look in the mirror. 308 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,158 Humor me. 309 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,919 (sighs) 310 00:13:57,002 --> 00:14:00,089 What do you want to know? 311 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,757 Describe yourself. 312 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:05,219 Okay, I'm five eight. 313 00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,721 Stylish looking. 314 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:09,807 Interesting looking. 315 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,810 Pretty, sometimes. 316 00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,062 Maybe not today. 317 00:14:17,022 --> 00:14:20,609 I have my father's eyes... brown. 318 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,571 My mother's nose, thin. 319 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:27,616 Boobs courtesy of my husband. 320 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,786 (sighs) 321 00:14:30,869 --> 00:14:33,664 My hair is a mess. 322 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:34,665 But Geoffrey can fix that, 323 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,042 if I can convince him to fit me in this week. 324 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,252 Uh, sorry, 325 00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,795 what color did you say it was again? 326 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:41,964 Why, you like it? 327 00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:45,801 My hairdresser calls it Burnt Auburn. 328 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:48,304 This is not from a bottle. 329 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,015 It's all mine. 330 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,478 The house Allison broke into this morning 331 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,689 is owned by a Dr. Thomas O'Bannon 332 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,024 and his wife Sandra. 333 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,150 He's a surgeon. 334 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,651 She's wealthy in her own right. 335 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,028 Richer than God, actually. 336 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:05,779 Inherited a fortune from her Daddy. 337 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:06,822 Married six years. 338 00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:07,781 That's all she wrote. 339 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:09,992 Have we been able to reach them? 340 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,660 Talked to the husband's office this morning, 341 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,954 they say he's on vacation next week. 342 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,706 Apparently they have a house outside of Prescott. 343 00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,250 No phones, no cell reception. 344 00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:22,379 Well, once we do get a hold of them, 345 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,006 I'm sure I can make these breaking 346 00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:25,382 and entering charges go away. 347 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,509 The problem is, until we get a hold of them 348 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:28,802 I can't just let her walk free. 349 00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:31,805 Wait a second, you mean, she's gotta stay in jail 350 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,974 until... Actually I had another thought. 351 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,685 What, no, no, no, that... This can't be happening. 352 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,895 Listen to me. 353 00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,647 I can't imagine that 354 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:42,024 in her present state you're anxious to have her at home. 355 00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,026 I don't think she'd go willingly anyway... 356 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,028 and it's probably not smart or safe 357 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,529 to have her around the children. 358 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,823 And frankly, legally, we have no choice. 359 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,034 She committed a crime. 360 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,244 I'm gonna pull some strings 361 00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,080 and have her remanded to a state mental facility. 362 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,581 Are you serious? 363 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,041 I know she'll be far more comfortable 364 00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,584 and she'll be treated far more humanely 365 00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,669 than if she were in jail. 366 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,087 The second she's feeling better... 367 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,172 the second she knows she's Allison Dubois. 368 00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:07,675 I'll go before a judge and get her out of there. 369 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,051 I don't know. 370 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,345 It's not like we really have any choice, Joe. 371 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,766 All right then, Mr. Dubois. 372 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:17,059 Why don't you say your good-byes 373 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,894 and we'll get Mrs. Dubois settled in. 374 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:21,146 She prefers to be called Mrs. O'Bannon. 375 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,523 It is my name, after all. 376 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,400 I'll make a note of it. 377 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:27,403 I'm really hoping 378 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,530 this is only gonna last for a day or two. 379 00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,572 Everyone assured me 380 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,866 that the second you're back to your old self... 381 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:33,701 Listen to me. 382 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,703 I don't know who you are 383 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,287 or how you got all these people 384 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,081 to believe your crazy story. 385 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,041 You can't hold me prisoner forever. 386 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,584 My husband will find me. 387 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,669 He will get me out. 388 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,879 And when he does, I will see to it 389 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,924 that you pay for everything that you've done. 390 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:51,009 All of you. 391 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:13,449 BRIDGETTE: Hey, Dad. 392 00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:14,616 Where's Mom? 393 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,160 What's going on? 394 00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:19,121 How come you're picking us up? 395 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,498 It's nice to see you, too. 396 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,791 You're not walking today? 397 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,961 I wanted to talk to mom about something. 398 00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,087 Is she still at work? 399 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:30,591 Well, actually mom had to go on a little trip for work. 400 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,633 But she didn't even say good-bye! 401 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:34,470 Yeah, I know and she feels really badly about that. 402 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,804 You all buckled up? 403 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,890 Mm-hmm. So, can I call her? 404 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,683 Actually she's flying. 405 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,978 She's in the air right now and... 406 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,813 and she's not gonna land until late tonight. 407 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,315 And then she's in a different time zone 408 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:47,983 so it's gonna be tricky. 409 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,652 So it's just gonna be us for a couple of days. 410 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,613 And I'm gonna need your help, okay? 411 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,656 Sure, Dad. Okay. 412 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,827 JOE: I just wanted to make sure 413 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,704 that she was settled in for the night. 414 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,666 Okay... good. 415 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:09,087 Um, what time would you suggest that I call in the morning? 416 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,507 Okay. 417 00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,634 Thank you, nurse. 418 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:17,429 (cell phone rings) 419 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,685 (phone continues ringing) 420 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,646 Yeah, hello. 421 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,899 So, Mom went on a business trip? 422 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,737 She didn't take her cell phone? 423 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:37,199 She must have forgotten it. 424 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,201 Forgot her phone. 425 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,746 Didn't say goodbye. 426 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,752 Dad, is Mom okay? 427 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,838 (sighs) 428 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,340 Your mom is fine, Ariel. 429 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,717 She really is. 430 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:57,886 And I promise you... 431 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,972 she's gonna be back soon. 432 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,894 So, now go to bed. 433 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,583 (sighs) 434 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,251 Stop it, Tom! 435 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,544 Stop what? 436 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,087 Not talking to me. 437 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,755 Fine. I'll speak. 438 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:34,882 Gee, Sandra, 439 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:37,509 I sure loved getting up in the middle of the night, 440 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,594 and driving down to the Spotted Pony, 441 00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:40,888 and scraping my drunken wife off a bar room floor. 442 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,139 All right! I've changed my mind; 443 00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,640 you can shut up again. 444 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,100 Yeah, I just love that. 445 00:19:45,183 --> 00:19:47,644 Well, I bet it wasn't half as much fun as finding out 446 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,730 your husband was cheating on you. 447 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,940 Two days before Valentine's Day, no less. 448 00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,652 Where the hell are we? 449 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,321 This is the road to the cabin. 450 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,406 And if you think I'm driving to get you, 451 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,657 driving you all the way back home, 452 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,242 and then turning around and coming back 453 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,911 to the cabin in the morning, you're crazy. 454 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:13,253 Light that up in here and I will break your hand. 455 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,971 One puff. 456 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,557 And I promise I'll put it out. 457 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,071 I can count to one, Tom. 458 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:43,951 Oh, you unbelievable ass! 459 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,411 It's burning the upholstery! 460 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,038 (grunts) 461 00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:49,706 Holy! (screams) 462 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,294 (gasps) 463 00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,138 I just got off the phone with the Prescott Police. 464 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,682 Asked them to send a uniform up 465 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,308 to the O'Bannon's place in the mountains. 466 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,184 No one was there. 467 00:21:09,267 --> 00:21:11,144 In fact, they never showed. 468 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,146 Never showed? 469 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,148 Not to be morbid 470 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:18,068 but we've got to be thinking the same thing here. 471 00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,653 That maybe those two had a little accident 472 00:21:19,736 --> 00:21:21,989 on the way to their cabin, and now they're both, uh... 473 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,865 no longer with us? 474 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:25,325 Maybe one of them is with us. 475 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,119 Spending a little time with my wife. 476 00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,662 Look at the bright side-- 477 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:30,706 at least you didn't wake up as Mr. O'Bannon. 478 00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:33,542 At any rate, I'm going to, uh... 479 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,752 start checking with hospitals along the route. 480 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,171 (beep) Hey, uh, can you hold on one second? 481 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,090 I got another call coming in. 482 00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,050 Dubois residence. 483 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,260 Mr. Dubois? 484 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,221 The doctor has examined your wife Allison. 485 00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:49,057 And he asked me to call and report to you that she is awake, 486 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,059 and lucid, and has been asking to see you. 487 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,603 Wait a second, uh, to see me? 488 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,898 Or her, uh... her other husband? 489 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,942 You are Joe Dubois? 490 00:21:59,026 --> 00:21:59,943 Yes. 491 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,320 Well, then you're the one she's asking for. 492 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,869 Hey. 493 00:22:08,952 --> 00:22:10,954 Husband. 494 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,416 Al? 495 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,753 Joe. 496 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,088 Allison. 497 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,299 Allison, Allison, Allison 498 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:24,926 (sighs) 499 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,928 It's so good to have you back. 500 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,931 Joe. Joe. 501 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,266 Joe. 502 00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:34,436 It's so good to be back. 503 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,480 Mr. Dubois? 504 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,193 I'm almost done here. 505 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:45,155 Um, could I borrow your cell phone? 506 00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:47,282 Check my voicemail? 507 00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:55,457 Yes, I need the number for Prescott General Hospital, 508 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,708 Patient Information. 509 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,639 Yes. I need information 510 00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,141 on a patient named Thomas O'Bannon. 511 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,812 Would have been admitted night before last. 512 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,189 Yes. 513 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,361 You. 514 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:26,655 Well, don't just stand there! 515 00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:27,906 Open the door! Yes, ma'am. 516 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,285 I need you to take me to Prescott General Hospital, now. 517 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,579 Yes, ma'am. 518 00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:38,625 Okay. Okay. 519 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,550 ♪ ♪ 520 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,063 Thomas O'Bannon? 521 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,190 Room 116. 522 00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,696 Tom! 523 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,197 Thank goodness. 524 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,657 I was worried you were really hurt. 525 00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,367 I'm sorry. 526 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:13,535 Are you talking to me? 527 00:24:13,618 --> 00:24:15,162 Tom, it's me. 528 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:16,663 Tom? Who's your friend? 529 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,206 Or have we met already? 530 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,332 I'm sorry, 531 00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:23,336 I've been a little hazy since the accident, but... 532 00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,547 the doctors and Tom assure me 533 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:27,132 that it will all come back to me. 534 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,342 And you are? 535 00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:30,886 I'm Sandra. 536 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,179 I'm Tom's wife. 537 00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:34,556 And you are? 538 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:36,141 TOM: She's no one we know, dear. 539 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,101 But thank you for your concern, miss. 540 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,066 SCANLON: Tell you what I know. 541 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,944 Someone matching Allison's description took a town car 542 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,363 from the state mental health facility where you were, 543 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,741 and asked to be driven to Prescott General Hospital. 544 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:55,076 I'm about to drive out there and find out what I can. 545 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,245 I'll call you as soon as I know anything. 546 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,331 Thank you, Detective. 547 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,002 (doorbell ringing) 548 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:07,923 Girls, pizza's here! 549 00:25:08,006 --> 00:25:10,091 Everyone wash their hands! 550 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:16,598 Hey, husband. 551 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:23,813 Please. 552 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:29,319 I need you. 553 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:32,739 I need your help. 554 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:36,284 I don't have anyone else to ask. 555 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,703 I don't know where to go. 556 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,623 Go talk to your husband. 557 00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:54,970 (sobbing) 558 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,648 Happy Valentine's Day. 559 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:09,192 Oh, yeah. Right. 560 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,653 Happy Valentine's Day. 561 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,363 BRIDGETTE: Hey, Mommy's home! 562 00:26:13,446 --> 00:26:15,115 Mommy's home! Uh-oh. 563 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:16,992 Uh-oh. 564 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,535 Mom! 565 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,370 (children shouting) 566 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:26,918 (crickets chirping) 567 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:28,670 Mom! 568 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,380 Dad! 569 00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:31,506 ALLISON: I'm sorry. 570 00:26:31,589 --> 00:26:33,466 There's no way I can pull this off. 571 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:36,511 They're gonna know instantly that I'm not your wife, 572 00:26:36,594 --> 00:26:37,846 that I'm not their mother. 573 00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:39,514 Okay, you want to figure this thing out? 574 00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:41,683 You want to get to the bottom of this thing? 575 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:43,685 We can't do it from here. 576 00:26:43,768 --> 00:26:45,645 I promise you, this will work. 577 00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:46,896 It's Valentine's Day. 578 00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:49,566 Every year, Allison and I go out to dinner on Valentine's Day. 579 00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:52,569 We just got to go out there, say good night, 580 00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:55,322 and then we're out the door and in the car. 581 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,615 I don't know. I don't know if I can do it. 582 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:59,701 I don't know about these clothes. 583 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,663 Well, what do you think? 584 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,540 Do you buy it? 585 00:27:05,623 --> 00:27:07,083 Hmm? 586 00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:09,085 I guess it's kind of Valentine-y. 587 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:12,756 Um... 588 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:16,593 Really? Yeah. 589 00:27:16,676 --> 00:27:19,512 You know that's gonna make this dress a lot less exciting. 590 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:21,431 That's okay. We have three kids. 591 00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:24,642 That's plenty of excitement. 592 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:26,811 All right. 593 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,272 (sighs): All right. 594 00:27:29,356 --> 00:27:31,691 I can do this. 595 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,569 Just remember, it's Arianna, Belinda, Sheree. 596 00:27:34,652 --> 00:27:38,114 Ariel, Bridgette and Marie. 597 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:41,368 Maybe I'll just call them "girls." 598 00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:45,789 Okay, kids, Mommy and I are going out 599 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:47,624 for a special Valentine's Day dinner. 600 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:48,750 Ariel, you're the boss. 601 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,085 You're kidding! 602 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,753 But Mommy just got home! 603 00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,963 And I haven't even shown her the cards I got. 604 00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,132 And she hasn't given us hers. 605 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,217 I know. 606 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,468 It sucks, right, girls? 607 00:27:58,551 --> 00:27:59,761 ARIEL: So how was your trip, Mom? 608 00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:01,763 Where'd you go? What'd you do? 609 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:02,722 You know what? 610 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,974 I would love to know the answer to that, too. 611 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,434 But if we don't go right now, 612 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:07,852 we're gonna lose our reservation, so... 613 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,145 Didn't you need your cell phone? 614 00:28:09,229 --> 00:28:10,605 You left it here. 615 00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:12,273 Your purse, too. 616 00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,191 That's another excellent question. 617 00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:15,485 Boy, we got a lot to talk about at dinner. 618 00:28:15,568 --> 00:28:17,737 Bye, guys. BRIDGETTE: What about kisses? 619 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:20,407 Later, promise. 620 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,450 Bye... bye, girls. 621 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,286 (door opens, closes) 622 00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:30,500 Something's just not right. 623 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,630 I need to check on some things at my house. 624 00:28:35,713 --> 00:28:36,756 Mmm. What do you mean? 625 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,049 What things? 626 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:41,136 We're not gonna get in any trouble are we? 627 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:42,470 It's the maid's night off. 628 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,305 My husband's still in the hospital. 629 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:45,807 I think we'll be fine. 630 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:49,436 I just, I need to try to find out... 631 00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,813 more about her. 632 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:54,482 (chuckles) 633 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,152 She must be very rich. 634 00:28:57,235 --> 00:28:59,195 (chuckles) 635 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:01,030 Turns out, Tom likes rich. 636 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:03,825 Which is funny, 637 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:06,202 because he didn't in the beginning. 638 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:09,497 Which is why I think I found him so damn attractive. 639 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,666 He wouldn't let me buy dinner. 640 00:29:11,749 --> 00:29:14,210 He wouldn't let me pay for a drink. 641 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,715 But I guess I shouldn't be surprised. 642 00:29:18,798 --> 00:29:21,176 Everyone likes rich. 643 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:23,678 At least, once they've had a... 644 00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:25,638 free sample. 645 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,642 Was she there today at the hospital? 646 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:32,812 That's the weird thing. 647 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,856 I was there. 648 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,735 And you should have seen us together. 649 00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:41,321 He was so tender, 650 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,199 in a way that he hasn't been in years. 651 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,702 It was as if... 652 00:29:47,785 --> 00:29:50,497 I don't even know how to describe it. 653 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:54,876 It was as if all of the bad parts of our marriage 654 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,837 were just knocked right out of us in that car crash 655 00:29:57,921 --> 00:30:01,674 and some lighter, happier version of Tom and me 656 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,886 just walked right out of the wreckage. 657 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,268 The only problem is... 658 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,730 I'm part of the baggage that got left behind. 659 00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:27,325 Just... (clears throat) 660 00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:29,202 take Scottsdale Road, 661 00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:32,288 and I'll guide you from there. 662 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,681 (dialing) 663 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:55,937 (cell phone ringing) 664 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:56,938 It's nothing. 665 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,606 It's Mommy's cell. 666 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:01,442 I can't believe she's still running around without it. 667 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:02,735 ALLISON'S VOICE: Hey, this is Allison. 668 00:31:02,819 --> 00:31:05,655 Leave a message at the tone. 669 00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:09,284 Hey. Hey. 670 00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:11,452 Uh... 671 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,997 I don't know where you are, 672 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,499 but it's Valentine's Day. 673 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,626 So Happy Valentine's day. 674 00:31:21,546 --> 00:31:25,258 You know, I got to tell you, 675 00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:27,468 hearing that message, the one before the beep, 676 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:29,596 that was the highlight of my day. 677 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,434 At least I know that that's you. 678 00:31:36,894 --> 00:31:40,106 Good God almighty, Allison. 679 00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:42,191 Where are you? 680 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,446 I miss you. 681 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,712 Mrs. O'Bannon? I'm up here! 682 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,473 It's been going on for years. 683 00:32:13,556 --> 00:32:16,809 There are letters in that box from 2004. 684 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:20,396 Receipts for gifts he bought her with my money. 685 00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,482 Cars. Jewels. 686 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,192 How could I not have known? 687 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,861 I'm truly sorry. 688 00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:29,906 But we probably ought to get going. It's late. 689 00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,741 My kids have school tomorrow. 690 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,578 I don't want to go anywhere. 691 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:41,584 I want to sleep in my own bed. 692 00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:46,214 I have a horrible feeling 693 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:49,175 it's gonna be the last time. 694 00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,469 Here's the thing. I can't go home without you. 695 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,389 My kids will definitely know something's up. 696 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:57,684 I want to help you figure this thing out, I do, 697 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,769 but we have to go back to my place. 698 00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:03,064 Oh, my, is that the line 699 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,066 you used on me at the Spotted Pony? 700 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,567 Now, isn't Abigail 701 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:09,570 old enough to watch the others overnight? 702 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,364 Ariel. Uh, no. 703 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:13,533 That doesn't work. It's a school night. 704 00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:15,451 Allison and I... 705 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:17,704 So, wait. 706 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:21,374 The two of you have never gone out and said, 707 00:33:21,457 --> 00:33:23,251 "Oh, screw it. 708 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:26,003 Let's stay out all night and party?" 709 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,424 Ah...that's hard to explain. 710 00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,634 But for me, uh... 711 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,721 being with Allison is the party. 712 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,267 And for, Allison... 713 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,103 there's kind of no better place to have a party 714 00:33:42,186 --> 00:33:44,981 than at home with the kids. 715 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:47,483 God... 716 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:53,573 I would die to feel that way about someone... 717 00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:55,783 some place. 718 00:33:57,827 --> 00:33:59,829 I would die... 719 00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:03,624 to have someone feel that way about me. 720 00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:09,422 We really ought to get going. 721 00:34:20,056 --> 00:34:23,143 So how are we going to do this? 722 00:34:23,226 --> 00:34:24,645 What's that? 723 00:34:24,728 --> 00:34:26,355 The bed thing. 724 00:34:26,438 --> 00:34:29,942 I realize that we've already slept together. Don't worry. 725 00:34:30,025 --> 00:34:32,527 These things have a way of working themselves out. 726 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,447 No, no, no, no. That's not the answer I'm looking for. 727 00:34:38,701 --> 00:34:40,203 Oh... 728 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,335 You take the Bridgette side. 729 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:49,545 I'll take the Marie side. 730 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:53,049 I'm sure you'll feel very safe. 731 00:34:55,092 --> 00:34:57,386 (sighs) 732 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,056 Holy! (screams) 733 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,482 (coughing) 734 00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:18,950 Son of a bitch that hurt. 735 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,378 (panting) 736 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:33,381 Now would be a good time 737 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,883 to come out of the woods and give me a hand. 738 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,885 (footsteps) 739 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,721 Please don't raise your voice to me. 740 00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:43,558 I've been sitting in this scary forest in the dark 741 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,726 since you dropped me off three hours ago. 742 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,436 I'm not in the mood. Hey. 743 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:50,565 I just slammed myself into a tree at 35 miles an hour 744 00:35:50,648 --> 00:35:53,568 on purpose so you could have weekend houses and foreign cars. 745 00:35:53,651 --> 00:35:54,861 Let's not compare moods. 746 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:56,571 Give me a hand with her. 747 00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,373 Grab her legs. There you go. 748 00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:12,086 (panting) 749 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,088 BOTH: (grunting) 750 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:16,007 Come on. Just drag her. 751 00:36:19,510 --> 00:36:21,554 (panting) 752 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:25,433 Okay... 753 00:36:25,516 --> 00:36:27,435 we both know what to do. 754 00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:29,103 I'll uncover the grave... 755 00:36:29,186 --> 00:36:30,938 and we'll both lower her in. 756 00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:33,232 What are you doing? 757 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:35,818 Why are you turning away from me? I've seen your body. 758 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,320 Hell, I made it. 759 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:39,614 Not to mention your face. 760 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,575 It's not you, it's her. 761 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:44,911 I think she's still alive. Huh? 762 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,998 Nothing's ever easy with you dear, is it? 763 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,084 (gasping) 764 00:36:59,008 --> 00:37:01,802 Not that this isn't a lovely stretch of road or anything, 765 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,472 but I'm still a little fuzzy as to what we're doing here. 766 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:06,766 That's the spot. Right there. 767 00:37:18,277 --> 00:37:20,321 Don't forget the shovel. 768 00:37:31,749 --> 00:37:34,335 Okay. So we're here? 769 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:36,420 No. No, we're not. 770 00:37:58,275 --> 00:38:01,612 What is it? What are you looking for? 771 00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:08,953 Thank you. 772 00:38:09,954 --> 00:38:11,872 What did you just say? 773 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:14,500 I said, "thank you." 774 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,003 Sorry. It just slipped out. 775 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:18,421 Give me a minute. 776 00:38:18,504 --> 00:38:20,423 I'll talk trash... 777 00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:23,217 behave like a spoiled brat. 778 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,720 Go back to being the repugnant human being 779 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:27,513 that you've come to know and love. 780 00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:29,682 That's okay. "Thank you" works, too. 781 00:38:34,603 --> 00:38:36,605 What? 782 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,950 Oh. Oh. 783 00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:54,623 That's you, isn't it? No... 784 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:57,626 no, no, not now. No, not yet. 785 00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,630 I don't want it to be over. 786 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:04,133 I've still have so much to do, so much to learn. 787 00:39:07,053 --> 00:39:09,430 Hey, Allison? 788 00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:12,600 Allison? Sandra? Allison? 789 00:39:13,809 --> 00:39:15,603 JOE: Are you okay? 790 00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,730 Are you okay? 791 00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:19,106 Are you okay? 792 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:29,784 I feel kind of whoozy. 793 00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:33,120 You were unconscious for a while there. 794 00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:35,498 You scared the crap out of me. 795 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,376 How did I get here, Joe? 796 00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:42,963 You don't remember? 797 00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:45,841 Last thing I remember I was... 798 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:48,469 getting a box of Valentine cards for Bridge. 799 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:52,515 Do you think we're gonna be here for long? 800 00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:55,518 I still have to get something for you. 801 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:07,947 ♪ ♪ 802 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:22,419 NEWS ANCHOR: In a bizarre story, 803 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:25,005 prominent plastic surgeon Dr. Tom O'Bannon 804 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,299 was charged with the murder of his wife today 805 00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:29,677 after he confessed to staging a car accident. 806 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,054 It was all part of a plot to murder 807 00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:33,848 Mrs. Sandra Pinzler O'Bannon, 808 00:40:33,931 --> 00:40:37,184 heir to the Pinzler oil fortune. 809 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,686 The couple, seen here in their wedding photo, 810 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:40,312 were apparently on the verge of divorce 811 00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:42,189 when the murder took place. 812 00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,316 Prosecutors believe that in order to maintain 813 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,236 access to his wife's inheritance, Dr. O'Bannon 814 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:48,988 concocted a bizarre plan 815 00:40:49,071 --> 00:40:51,031 to have another woman impersonate her. 816 00:40:51,115 --> 00:40:52,491 According to the indictment, 817 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:55,953 over the last year and a half Dr. O'Bannon performed multipe 818 00:40:56,036 --> 00:40:58,164 plastic surgeries on his co-conspirator 819 00:40:58,247 --> 00:40:59,290 and lover, Lisa Wolfe, 820 00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:02,042 until she was virtually indistinguishable 821 00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,377 from his wife. 822 00:41:03,460 --> 00:41:06,547 Ms. Wolfe, seen here on the right in a picture taken 823 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:07,798 shortly after her arrest toda, 824 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,217 is being held without bail. 825 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,053 Had the ruse been successful, Mrs. O'Bannon's fortune... 826 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,389 Still getting caught up on current events, I see. 827 00:41:15,472 --> 00:41:19,685 Well, I did lose three whole days of my life, you know? 828 00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:21,979 Hmm, believe me, I know. 829 00:41:23,606 --> 00:41:25,316 Speaking of which... 830 00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:29,361 um, about Valentine's Day... 831 00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:30,571 Oh yeah. Thank you. 832 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:34,700 For what? 833 00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:36,911 When all this started, I really hadn't 834 00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,121 had a chance to get you anything. 835 00:41:39,205 --> 00:41:40,915 I mean, I was going to. 836 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:42,333 What are you talking about? 837 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:44,418 I got your valentine. 838 00:41:44,501 --> 00:41:47,463 I just checked my voicemail. 839 00:41:49,506 --> 00:41:53,093 Now, don't you want to know what I have for you? 840 00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:55,429 Sure. 841 00:41:55,512 --> 00:41:57,765 Don't just sit there. 842 00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:00,017 Check your voicemail. 843 00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:12,947 Captioning sponsored by CBS PARAMOUNT NETWORK TELEVISION 844 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:21,497 That woman is a mind reader. 845 00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:24,917 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org